Спонтанно

Гори оно все как-нибудь, а я устраиваю себе отпуск на полторы недели.  

Беспощадная сила очевидности

Oh, the brave old Duke of York,
He had ten thousand men;
He marched them up to the top of the hill
And he marched them down again.
And when they were up, they were up,
And when they were down, they were down.
And when they were only half-way up, 
They were neither up nor down...